Mia Louisitte lived by the sandy seashore. From her window she could see the ocean , the water drifting up to her back door every morning. One overcast and windy day- some ocean life washed upon her doorstep. There lay a starfish, beautifully pink, sticking to the wood. Walking outside like usual, with her coffe in hand, Mia saw the starfish.
"Oh lordy!" She bent down low to get the starfish- and suprisingly, it came up easily. "What a darn beauty, you are," She cooed to the starfish, carressing it in her hands.
"Would you step? You 10 fingered freak?! I'm the noble Prince of Stars! I order you to put me down immediately!" Water squirted from his mouth into her eyes.
Mia screeched, hands flying towards her eyes. In the process, the Prince of Stars dropped to the ground, and she forgot all about her thinking him beautiful: instead she thought him repulsive and horrid.
"Ahh-that's better. Thank you peasant of the Kingdom of Air. I was going to dry out quickly- but now I"m going to be okay...phew!"
Glaring at the creature, Mia said, "Why you..." and a whole stream of colourful words. In short, she said "Why you little creature, how dare you treat me this way!" She could have written a whole dictionary of colourful words, though!
"Calm!" Goodness, I can see that you're ready for me to leave...I only wish I could leave sooner...if only..."
"Tell me!" Mia screeched at the so called 'Prince.' "Tell me what will make you leave sooner! Anything!"
"Well...I will need a lot of things in fact...I don't think my fellow royal companions will hear me..."
"Well, what do you need? What will make them hear you?" The starfish didn't answer. "Here, I'll get you back," Mia snarled, manhandling the Prince and chucking him FAR into the ocean, back where he belonged.

THE END